#these two would rip Lex Luthor to shreds I know it

[nopes-and-dreams-and-nightmares]

Power of the press!

Iris West and Lois Lane prepare to interrogate interview Lex Luthor.

I went entirely too hard on this for a lil three panel gag but it’s all good because Iris and Lois look good and that’s all that matters.

...that and making Lex sweat.

[gothamcityangst]

Doctor Harleen Quinzel has a session with Ivy and it somehow escalates to Ivy transforming into her monster form and Doctor Quinzel has to fix it or at least calm her down even though she might fucking die. Love your stories btw they are DARE I say Bussin 👌👌💖💖😏 👁👄👁

And I'd say you're pretty bussin anon! Y'all seem to be enjoying the monster girl Ivy and I can't say I blame ya. Yooo I wrote 800 for words this.

Ohhhh good ask. For the sake of things it's an AU where Harley stayed at Arkham and never became Joker's gf.

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It had been five years since Harley had set foot in Arkham asylum overtime she had grown to be one of the best young therapists in the state. After her internship at Arkham had ended she'd gone all over the world. Metropolis, Bludhaven and even a connection or two in Keystone City.

When she got a desperate call from her old mentor she could hardly refuse. the moment she stepped foot beyond the old iron gates the file of Pamela Lillian Isley was shoved into her hands. She'd run amok in the city and had torn through every single doctor Arkham had to offer. Either figuratively or literally.

Harley had seen newspapers about her although she had always assumed that those reports were exaggerated.

A meeting was set up and the two of them finally met.

The topics came and went. Harleen was quite surprised. After hearing the stories from previous doctors she'd assumed that Pamela was going to be some kind of monster capable of rage but they were only 30 minutes into the session and she had yet to show a single sign of aggression.

That had been until the construction began. The people who ran the building had agreed on an extension specifically for super-criminals. Unfortunately for doing this, they would have to clear some of the surrounding forests.

Harley only heard the digger for 10 seconds before Ivy started to transform. the woman's body twisted and cracked like the snapping of a tree branch. Harley leapt out of her seat and was over in an instant to help her. Two guards who had been stationed outside the room came bursting in with their guns held towards Ivy, and they might have fired had hardly not stood between Ivy and the guards.

Ivy's vines outstretched to the guards under Harley's arms disarming the both of them within two seconds.

“You wanna help me with this patient? Tell those fuckers outside the shut the hell up and turn off their god damn machine. It’s upsetting her.”

She didn't care by what means. bomb them, use pollen bombs or throw bricks at them. They just simply had to do whatever it would take to make them stop.

Ivy's monster form had shuffled into the corner of the room. For the first time Harleen could see her true form. The body of a crocodile only instead of thick leather skin it looked like the jagged edges of a Venus Flytrap. What looked like a lion's mane was a thick mesh of barbed wire like thorns and poison ivy leaves. Her hands had been replaced with long muscular talons that could rip her to shreds in seconds. Her talons dragged along the floor as Ivy came curiously close to the doctor. Her face elongated into an almost snout with razor-sharp teeth. teeth which were growling in her general direction.

Harley had been in the game for a while and she knew behind every psychotic killer, behind every terrifying facade was a person crying out for help. and the abomination that stood before her was in desperate need of help. Despite her form looking unearthly she saw a certain beauty to it.

“I’m not scared Ivy. I understand you may not be able to hear me right now but I'm calm and we're getting it sorted we'll have those diggers off in no time.” Harleen held out her hand as if she was approaching a kicked puppy.

Beady green eyes watched Harley's movements with anticipation. Ivy quickly attacked but Harley's arms were quicker. Harley wrapped her arms around Ivy's neck causing her to stop in her tracks. The blood was slowly beginning to pool as thorns penetrated Harley's chest and shoulders. Harley had come face to face with the Joker, Lex Luthor and other psychopaths who would have killed her on the spot. she knew she should have had this same fear with Ivy and yet…

She was holding her in place. The guards outside could only watch in stumped amazement as the aggression once shown was suddenly replaced by a quiet confusion.

Harley didn't know how long she stood there bleeding as she tried to contain her, the struggling got less and less. The creatures’ talons almost moving to rest on her back. Harley had never been more grateful for silence when she heard the machinery coming to a halt.

Ivy moved back away into the corner of the room, the de transformation took a couple of minutes, her skin was the first thing that started to revert to her normal state, slowly followed by her hands, her hair and finally her face.

“Harleen…” During the initial interview, Ivy had been well guarded of her emotions but now she was raw, vulnerable. she was weakened by the kindness she had never been shown before.

“I know that wasn't easy for you Ivy but I think we made some really good progress today. same time next week.”

For the first time in what must have been years Ivy smiled.